
The Island, Gloucestershire
Website Hosting in The Island
Nobody in The Island rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £15/mo
What website hosting looks like round here
Fast UK hosting with SSL, backups and no mystery invoices.
We work with The Island businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Island businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website hosting the island"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Hosting — the The Island map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Island is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Hosting, and a word about The Island
The Island is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Gloucestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Island process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Hosting in The Island
Prendergast Trading — The Island. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.4s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Island: Website Design
Everything below has its own The Island page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Hosting without the The Island bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
from £399Website Hosting near The Island
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Island town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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