The Lakes, Worcestershire
Social Media in The Lakes
Half the The Lakes search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Lakes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Lakes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the lakes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Lakes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Lakes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Lakes
You won't win The Lakes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round The Lakes are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Lakes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Lakes
Kaur & Co — The Lakes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 48
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Lakes: Services
Everything below has its own The Lakes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Lakes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Lakes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Lakes town centre.
- Social Media in Bark Hillnext door
- Social Media in Hales Parknext door
- Social Media in Hawthorn Bushnext door
- Social Media in Bewdleynext door
- Social Media in Dowles1 km
- Social Media in Wribbenhall1 km
- Social Media in Ribbesford2 km
- Social Media in Long Bank2 km
- Social Media in Catchems End2 km
- Social Media in Lye Head3 km
- Social Media in Summerhill3 km
- Social Media in Buttonoak4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
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