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Everything in The Lane

The Lane, Greater London

Website Maintenance in The Lane

Nobody in The Lane rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £75/mo

What website maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups and someone to call when it breaks.

We work with The Lane businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Lane businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website maintenance the lane"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Maintenance — the The Lane map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Lane is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Maintenance, and a word about The Lane

The Lane is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Lane. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Lane job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Maintenance in The Lane

Delaney Group — The Lane. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 48

Enquiries / month

9.2s → 1.1s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1500

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in The Lane: Website Design

Everything below has its own The Lane page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite HostingWebsite Redesigns

Website Maintenance without the The Lane bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All website design
More website design

Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Website Maintenance near The Lane

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Lane town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.