The Lumb, Kirklees
Brochures in The Lumb
The Lumb isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What brochures looks like round here
Multi-page booklets that explain your services properly.
We work with The Lumb businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Lumb businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brochures the lumb"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brochures — the The Lumb map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Lumb is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brochures, and a word about The Lumb
The Lumb is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Kirklees isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to The Lumb, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Lumb job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brochures in The Lumb
Rowntree Ltd — The Lumb. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Lumb: Print Design
Everything below has its own The Lumb page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brochures without the The Lumb bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brochures near The Lumb
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Lumb town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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