The Lumb, Kirklees
Product Descriptions in The Lumb
Nobody in The Lumb rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with The Lumb businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Lumb businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions the lumb"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the The Lumb map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Lumb is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about The Lumb
The Lumb is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Kirklees isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Lumb job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in The Lumb
Hargreaves & Daughters — The Lumb. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 49
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Lumb: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Lumb page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the The Lumb bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
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Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Lumb town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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