The Lumb, Kirklees
Security Monitoring in The Lumb
The Lumb isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £30/mo
What security monitoring looks like round here
Malware scans, uptime alerts and threat protection.
We work with The Lumb businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Lumb businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security monitoring the lumb"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security Monitoring — the The Lumb map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Lumb is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security Monitoring, and a word about The Lumb
The Lumb is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to The Lumb, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Lumb job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Security Monitoring in The Lumb
Ashworth & Daughters — The Lumb. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 27
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Lumb: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Lumb page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security Monitoring without the The Lumb bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moSecurity Monitoring near The Lumb
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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