The Middles, County Durham
Business Cards in The Middles
Half the The Middles search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with The Middles businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Middles businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards the middles"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the The Middles map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Middles is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about The Middles
You won't win The Middles on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Middles business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in The Middles
Duffy & Sons — The Middles. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 42
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Middles: Print Design
Everything below has its own The Middles page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the The Middles bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Cards near The Middles
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Middles town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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