
The Mythe, Gloucestershire
Brand Guidelines in The Mythe
Your competitors in The Mythe are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with The Mythe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Mythe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines the mythe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the The Mythe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Mythe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about The Mythe
You won't win The Mythe on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gloucestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your The Mythe business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in The Mythe
Kowalczyk Bros — The Mythe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 39
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Mythe: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Mythe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the The Mythe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
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A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Guidelines near The Mythe
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Mythe town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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