The Mythe, Gloucestershire
Social Media in The Mythe
Nobody in The Mythe rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Mythe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Mythe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the mythe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Mythe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Mythe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Mythe
The Mythe is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Mythe. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Mythe process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Mythe
Nowak Services — The Mythe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 33
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Mythe: Services
Everything below has its own The Mythe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Mythe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Mythe
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Mythe town centre.
- Social Media in Shuthongernext door
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- Social Media in Puckrup2 km
- Social Media in Priors Park3 km
- Social Media in Walton Cardiff3 km
- Social Media in Bredons Hardwick3 km
- Social Media in Twyning Green3 km
- Social Media in Twyning3 km
- Social Media in Ripple3 km
- Social Media in Forthampton4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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