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Everything in The Orchard

The Orchard, Isle of Wight

Analytics in The Orchard

The Orchard isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with The Orchard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Orchard businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics the orchard"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the The Orchard map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Orchard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about The Orchard

The Orchard is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round The Orchard are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to The Orchard, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Orchard process.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in The Orchard

Fitzgerald Services — The Orchard. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 51

Enquiries / month

6.3s → 1.2s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in The Orchard: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own The Orchard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the The Orchard bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near The Orchard

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Orchard town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.