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Everything in The Orchard

The Orchard, Isle of Wight

Custom Websites in The Orchard

The Orchard isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £399

What custom websites looks like round here

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

We work with The Orchard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Orchard businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "custom websites the orchard"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Custom Websites — the The Orchard map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Orchard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Custom Websites, and a word about The Orchard

The Orchard is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round The Orchard are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to The Orchard, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your The Orchard business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Custom Websites in The Orchard

Prendergast Trading — The Orchard. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 30

Enquiries / month

9.6s → 1.4s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1850

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in The Orchard: Website Design

Everything below has its own The Orchard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite HostingWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

Custom Websites without the The Orchard bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Domain Names

We register and manage your domains so you don't forget to renew them.

from £12/yr

Custom Websites near The Orchard

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Orchard town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.