The Orchard, Isle of Wight
Keyword Research in The Orchard
Half the The Orchard search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What keyword research looks like round here
Find the words your customers actually type into Google.
We work with The Orchard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Orchard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "keyword research the orchard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Keyword Research — the The Orchard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Orchard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Keyword Research, and a word about The Orchard
You won't win The Orchard on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Orchard job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Keyword Research in The Orchard
Rowntree Ltd — The Orchard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 55
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Orchard: SEO
Everything below has its own The Orchard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Keyword Research without the The Orchard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Keyword Research near The Orchard
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Orchard town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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