The Parade, Wokingham
Analytics in The Parade
The Parade isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with The Parade businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Parade businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics the parade"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the The Parade map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Parade is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about The Parade
The Parade is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Wokingham isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to The Parade, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Parade process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in The Parade
Kaur & Co — The Parade. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Parade: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Parade page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the The Parade bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near The Parade
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Parade town centre.
- Analytics in Earleynext door
- Analytics in Lower Earley1 km
- Analytics in The Mount2 km
- Analytics in Woodley2 km
- Analytics in Sindlesham3 km
- Analytics in Whitley Wood3 km
- Analytics in Winnersh3 km
- Analytics in Shinfield4 km
- Analytics in Reading4 km
- Analytics in Schoolgreen4 km
- Analytics in Arborfield4 km
- Analytics in Merryhill Green4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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