The Parade, Wokingham
Security Monitoring in The Parade
Your competitors in The Parade are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £30/mo
What security monitoring looks like round here
Malware scans, uptime alerts and threat protection.
We work with The Parade businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Parade businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security monitoring the parade"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security Monitoring — the The Parade map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Parade is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security Monitoring, and a word about The Parade
You won't win The Parade on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Wokingham isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Parade process.
Real-world example
Example: Security Monitoring in The Parade
Braithwaite Group — The Parade. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Parade: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Parade page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security Monitoring without the The Parade bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moSecurity Monitoring near The Parade
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Parade town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm