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Everything in The Parade

The Parade, Wokingham

Takeaways in The Parade

Nobody in The Parade rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

What takeaways looks like round here

Your own ordering, not 30% to a delivery app.

We work with The Parade businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Parade businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "takeaways the parade"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Takeaways — the The Parade map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Parade is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Takeaways, and a word about The Parade

The Parade is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Parade. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your The Parade business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Takeaways in The Parade

Fitzgerald Services — The Parade. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 55

Enquiries / month

6.3s → 1.2s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Parade: Food, Drink & Hospitality

Everything below has its own The Parade page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cafés & BakeriesCaterers & Food TrucksHotels & B&BsPubs & RestaurantsBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo DesignGoogle Ads

Takeaways near The Parade

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Parade town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.