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Everything in The Pigeons

The Pigeons, Westmeath

Analytics in The Pigeons

Nobody in The Pigeons rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with The Pigeons businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Pigeons businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics the pigeons"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the The Pigeons map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Pigeons is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about The Pigeons

The Pigeons is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Westmeath isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your The Pigeons business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in The Pigeons

Fitzgerald Services — The Pigeons. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 48

Enquiries / month

7.0s → 1.2s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in The Pigeons: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own The Pigeons page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the The Pigeons bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near The Pigeons

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Pigeons town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.