The Pludds, Gloucestershire
Security Monitoring in The Pludds
The Pludds isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £30/mo
What security monitoring looks like round here
Malware scans, uptime alerts and threat protection.
We work with The Pludds businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Pludds businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security monitoring the pludds"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security Monitoring — the The Pludds map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Pludds is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security Monitoring, and a word about The Pludds
The Pludds is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to The Pludds, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Pludds job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Security Monitoring in The Pludds
Hargreaves & Daughters — The Pludds. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 47
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Pludds: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Pludds page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security Monitoring without the The Pludds bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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