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Everything in The Rectangle

The Rectangle, Borough of Swindon

Kitchens & Bathrooms in The Rectangle

Your competitors in The Rectangle are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

What kitchens & bathrooms looks like round here

Showroom galleries, finance options and design consultations.

We work with The Rectangle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Rectangle businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "kitchens & bathrooms the rectangle"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Kitchens & Bathrooms — the The Rectangle map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Rectangle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Kitchens & Bathrooms, and a word about The Rectangle

You won't win The Rectangle on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Rectangle process.

Real-world example

Example: Kitchens & Bathrooms in The Rectangle

Pemberton Bros — The Rectangle. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 69

Enquiries / month

8.9s → 1.3s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£1750

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Rectangle: Home & Lifestyle

Everything below has its own The Rectangle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Flooring & CarpetsFurniture & JoineryInterior DesignersLocksmiths & SecurityPest ControlSolar & Heat PumpsWindows, Doors & ConservatoriesBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce Websites

Kitchens & Bathrooms near The Rectangle

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Rectangle town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.