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Everything in The Rectangle

The Rectangle, Borough of Swindon

Plumbers & Heating in The Rectangle

Your competitors in The Rectangle are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

What plumbers & heating looks like round here

Boilers, bathrooms and burst pipes. Bookings without the phone tag.

We work with The Rectangle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Rectangle businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "plumbers & heating the rectangle"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Plumbers & Heating — the The Rectangle map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Rectangle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Plumbers & Heating, and a word about The Rectangle

You won't win The Rectangle on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Rectangle process.

Real-world example

Example: Plumbers & Heating in The Rectangle

Pemberton Bros — The Rectangle. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

6 → 38

Enquiries / month

8.3s → 1.3s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£800

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in The Rectangle: Trades & Property

Everything below has its own The Rectangle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cleaning & FacilitiesElectriciansEstate AgentsLandscaping & GardensRemovals & StorageTrades & BuildersBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEO

Plumbers & Heating near The Rectangle

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Rectangle town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.