
The Rectangle, Borough of Swindon
Social Media in The Rectangle
Nobody in The Rectangle rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Rectangle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Rectangle businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the rectangle"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Rectangle map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Rectangle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Rectangle
The Rectangle is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Rectangle process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Rectangle
Kaur & Co — The Rectangle. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 20
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Rectangle: Services
Everything below has its own The Rectangle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Rectangle bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Rectangle
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Rectangle town centre.
- Social Media in Ash Brake2 km
- Social Media in Blunsdon Saint Andrew2 km
- Social Media in St Andrews Ridge2 km
- Social Media in Haydon Wick2 km
- Social Media in Abbey Meads2 km
- Social Media in The Pry2 km
- Social Media in Hayes Knoll2 km
- Social Media in Lower Village2 km
- Social Media in Moredon3 km
- Social Media in Greenmeadow3 km
- Social Media in Broad Blunsdon3 km
- Social Media in Groundwell3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


