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Everything in The Rock

The Rock, Derry City and Strabane

Maintenance in The Rock

Your competitors in The Rock are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with The Rock businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Rock businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance the rock"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the The Rock map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Rock is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about The Rock

You won't win The Rock on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Derry City and Strabane isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Rock process.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in The Rock

Hargreaves & Daughters — The Rock. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 59

Enquiries / month

9.8s → 1.5s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1400

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in The Rock: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own The Rock page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the The Rock bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near The Rock

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Rock town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.