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Everything in The Splatts

The Splatts, Wiltshire

Blog Writing in The Splatts

Half the The Splatts search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £100/post

What blog writing looks like round here

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Splatts businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "blog writing the splatts"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Blog Writing — the The Splatts map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Blog Writing, and a word about The Splatts

You won't win The Splatts on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round The Splatts are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your The Splatts business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Blog Writing in The Splatts

Braithwaite Group — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 47

Enquiries / month

7.4s → 1.1s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£850

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in The Splatts: Content Creation

Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area PagesCase StudiesEmail CopyFAQ PagesPress ReleasesProduct DescriptionsService PagesWebsite CopywritingBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Blog Writing without the The Splatts bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All content creation
More content creation

Area Pages

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

from £75/pageMore content creation

Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200More content creation

Email Copy

Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.

from £100/email

Blog Writing near The Splatts

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.