The Splatts, Wiltshire
Business Cards in The Splatts
The Splatts isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Splatts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards the splatts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the The Splatts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about The Splatts
The Splatts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Splatts, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Splatts job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in The Splatts
Bellamy Trading — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 54
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Splatts: Print Design
Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the The Splatts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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