
The Splatts, Wiltshire
Maintenance in The Splatts
Half the The Splatts search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Splatts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance the splatts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the The Splatts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about The Splatts
You won't win The Splatts on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Splatts business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in The Splatts
Ashworth & Daughters — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 68
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Splatts: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the The Splatts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near The Splatts
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.
- Maintenance in Heddingtonnext door
- Maintenance in Mile Elm3 km
- Maintenance in Sandy Lane3 km
- Maintenance in Blackland3 km
- Maintenance in Quemerford3 km
- Maintenance in Chittoe4 km
- Maintenance in Tanis4 km
- Maintenance in Calstone Wellington4 km
- Maintenance in Theobald's Green4 km
- Maintenance in Rowde4 km
- Maintenance in Roundway4 km
- Maintenance in Calne4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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