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Everything in The Straits

The Straits, Lancashire

Menus in The Straits

Your competitors in The Straits are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £99

What menus looks like round here

Food and drink menus that are easy to read and update.

We work with The Straits businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Straits businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "menus the straits"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Menus — the The Straits map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Straits is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Menus, and a word about The Straits

You won't win The Straits on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round The Straits are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your The Straits business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Menus in The Straits

Prendergast Trading — The Straits. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 28

Enquiries / month

7.4s → 1.4s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Straits: Print Design

Everything below has its own The Straits page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

BrochuresBusiness CardsExhibition DisplaysFlyersLeafletsPostersPresentation FoldersPrice ListsRoller BannersBusiness Websites

Menus without the The Straits bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All print design
More print design

Brochures

Multi-page booklets that explain your services properly.

from £250More print design

Business Cards

Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.

from £75More print design

Exhibition Displays

Stands, backdrops and panels that draw a crowd.

from £300

Menus near The Straits

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Straits town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.