
The Sweep, Kilkenny
Conversion Optimisation in The Sweep
Your competitors in The Sweep are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £350
What conversion optimisation looks like round here
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
We work with The Sweep businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Sweep businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "conversion optimisation the sweep"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Conversion Optimisation — the The Sweep map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Sweep is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Conversion Optimisation, and a word about The Sweep
You won't win The Sweep on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Sweep process.
Real-world example
Example: Conversion Optimisation in The Sweep
Bellamy Trading — The Sweep. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 24
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Sweep: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Sweep page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Conversion Optimisation without the The Sweep bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendConversion Optimisation near The Sweep
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Sweep town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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