The Trench, Antrim and Newtownabbey
Social Media in The Trench
Half the The Trench search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Trench businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Trench businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the trench"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Trench map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Trench is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Trench
You won't win The Trench on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Trench process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Trench
Merriman & Sons — The Trench. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 72
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Trench: Services
Everything below has its own The Trench page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Trench bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Trench
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Trench town centre.
- Social Media in Glengormley4 km
- Social Media in Templepatrick5 km
- Social Media in Carnmoney5 km
- Social Media in Legoniel6 km
- Social Media in Newtownabbey6 km
- Social Media in Carmavy6 km
- Social Media in Whitehouse7 km
- Social Media in Ardoyne7 km
- Social Media in Whitehouse Upper7 km
- Social Media in Whiteabbey8 km
- Social Media in Parkgate8 km
- Social Media in Dunadry8 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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