
The Trench, Antrim and Newtownabbey
Website Audits in The Trench
Your competitors in The Trench are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with The Trench businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Trench businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits the trench"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the The Trench map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Trench is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about The Trench
You won't win The Trench on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round The Trench are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your The Trench business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in The Trench
Whitlock & Co — The Trench. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.8s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Trench: SEO
Everything below has its own The Trench page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the The Trench bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near The Trench
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Trench town centre.
- Website Audits in Glengormley4 km
- Website Audits in Templepatrick5 km
- Website Audits in Carnmoney5 km
- Website Audits in Legoniel6 km
- Website Audits in Newtownabbey6 km
- Website Audits in Carmavy6 km
- Website Audits in Whitehouse7 km
- Website Audits in Ardoyne7 km
- Website Audits in Whitehouse Upper7 km
- Website Audits in Whiteabbey8 km
- Website Audits in Parkgate8 km
- Website Audits in Dunadry8 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


