The Waterwheel, Shropshire
Social Media in The Waterwheel
Half the The Waterwheel search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Waterwheel businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Waterwheel businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the waterwheel"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Waterwheel map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Waterwheel is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Waterwheel
You won't win The Waterwheel on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Waterwheel process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Waterwheel
Kaur & Co — The Waterwheel. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 33
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Waterwheel: Services
Everything below has its own The Waterwheel page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Waterwheel bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Waterwheel
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Waterwheel town centre.
- Social Media in Wagbeachnext door
- Social Media in Snailbeachnext door
- Social Media in Crowsnestnext door
- Social Media in Ladyoak1 km
- Social Media in Ploxgreen1 km
- Social Media in Etsell2 km
- Social Media in Reabrook2 km
- Social Media in Stiperstones2 km
- Social Media in Hopesgate3 km
- Social Media in Minsterley3 km
- Social Media in Tankerville3 km
- Social Media in Pentirvin3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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