The Woods, Sandwell
Email Copy in The Woods
Your competitors in The Woods are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with The Woods businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Woods businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy the woods"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the The Woods map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Woods is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about The Woods
You won't win The Woods on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Woods job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in The Woods
Kaur & Co — The Woods. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 58
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Woods: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Woods page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the The Woods bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near The Woods
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Woods town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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