
The Woods, Sandwell
Social Media in The Woods
Your competitors in The Woods are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Woods businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Woods businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the woods"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Woods map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Woods is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Woods
You won't win The Woods on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round The Woods are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Woods process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Woods
Whitlock & Co — The Woods. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 27
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Woods: Services
Everything below has its own The Woods page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Woods bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Woods
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Woods town centre.
- Social Media in Vicaragenext door
- Social Media in Bescotnext door
- Social Media in Mesty Croftnext door
- Social Media in Oakeswell End1 km
- Social Media in Friar Park1 km
- Social Media in Wednesbury2 km
- Social Media in Pleck2 km
- Social Media in Balls Hill2 km
- Social Media in Fallings Heath2 km
- Social Media in The Delves2 km
- Social Media in Palfrey2 km
- Social Media in Hateley Heath2 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


