Theddlethorpe All Saints, Lincolnshire
Maintenance in Theddlethorpe All Saints
Half the Theddlethorpe All Saints search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Theddlethorpe All Saints businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Theddlethorpe All Saints businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance theddlethorpe all saints"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Theddlethorpe All Saints map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Theddlethorpe All Saints is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Theddlethorpe All Saints
You won't win Theddlethorpe All Saints on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Theddlethorpe All Saints are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Theddlethorpe All Saints process.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Theddlethorpe All Saints
Merriman & Sons — Theddlethorpe All Saints. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 46
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Theddlethorpe All Saints: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Theddlethorpe All Saints page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Theddlethorpe All Saints bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Theddlethorpe All Saints
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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