
Thistleboon, City and County of Swansea
Email Marketing in Thistleboon
Half the Thistleboon search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Thistleboon businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thistleboon businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing thistleboon"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Thistleboon map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thistleboon is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Thistleboon
You won't win Thistleboon on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City and County of Swansea isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Thistleboon business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Thistleboon
Nowak Services — Thistleboon. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 27
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.2s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Thistleboon: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Thistleboon page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Thistleboon bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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