Thistleboon, City and County of Swansea
Slate Carving in Thistleboon
Nobody in Thistleboon rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Thistleboon businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thistleboon businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving thistleboon"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Thistleboon map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thistleboon is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Thistleboon
Thistleboon is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Thistleboon are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Thistleboon business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Thistleboon
Ashworth & Daughters — Thistleboon. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 20
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Thistleboon: Services
Everything below has its own Thistleboon page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Thistleboon bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Thistleboon
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thistleboon town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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