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Everything in Thorn

Thorn, Central Bedfordshire

Maintenance in Thorn

Your competitors in Thorn are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Thorn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Thorn businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance thorn"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Thorn map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Thorn

You won't win Thorn on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Thorn are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your Thorn business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Thorn

Whitlock & Co — Thorn. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 59

Enquiries / month

6.7s → 1.8s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£1750

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Thorn: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Thorn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Thorn bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Thorn

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thorn town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.