Thorne Coffin, Somerset
Brand Guidelines in Thorne Coffin
Nobody in Thorne Coffin rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Thorne Coffin businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thorne Coffin businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines thorne coffin"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Thorne Coffin map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorne Coffin is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Thorne Coffin
Thorne Coffin is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Thorne Coffin process.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Thorne Coffin
Rowntree Ltd — Thorne Coffin. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 47
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Thorne Coffin: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Thorne Coffin page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Thorne Coffin bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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