Thornes, City and Borough of Wakefield
Funeral Directors in Thornes
Your competitors in Thornes are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Thornes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thornes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors thornes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Thornes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thornes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Thornes
You won't win Thornes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Thornes process.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Thornes
Merriman & Sons — Thornes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 72
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Thornes: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Thornes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thornes town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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