Thorngrove, Somerset
Brand Identity in Thorngrove
Half the Thorngrove search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Thorngrove businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thorngrove businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity thorngrove"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Thorngrove map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorngrove is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Thorngrove
You won't win Thorngrove on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Thorngrove job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Thorngrove
Pemberton Bros — Thorngrove. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 67
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Thorngrove: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Thorngrove page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Thorngrove bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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