Thorngumbald, East Riding of Yorkshire
Email Copy in Thorngumbald
Thorngumbald isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Thorngumbald businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thorngumbald businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy thorngumbald"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 2,973 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Thorngumbald map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorngumbald is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Thorngumbald
Thorngumbald is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Thorngumbald, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Thorngumbald job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Thorngumbald
Kowalczyk Bros — Thorngumbald. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 22
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Thorngumbald: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Thorngumbald page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Thorngumbald bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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