Thorns Beach, Hampshire
Email Copy in Thorns Beach
Half the Thorns Beach search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Thorns Beach businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thorns Beach businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy thorns beach"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Thorns Beach map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorns Beach is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Thorns Beach
You won't win Thorns Beach on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Thorns Beach are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Thorns Beach business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Thorns Beach
Kaur & Co — Thorns Beach. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 66
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.8s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Thorns Beach: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Thorns Beach page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Thorns Beach bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thorns Beach town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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