
Thornton Heath, Greater London
Cover Photos in Thornton Heath
Your competitors in Thornton Heath are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £50
What cover photos looks like round here
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
We work with Thornton Heath businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thornton Heath businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "cover photos thornton heath"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 14,669 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Cover Photos — the Thornton Heath map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thornton Heath is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Cover Photos, and a word about Thornton Heath
You won't win Thornton Heath on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Thornton Heath job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Cover Photos in Thornton Heath
Ashworth & Daughters — Thornton Heath. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 64
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Thornton Heath: Social Media
Everything below has its own Thornton Heath page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Cover Photos without the Thornton Heath bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Facebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
from £99Cover Photos near Thornton Heath
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thornton Heath town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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