
Thorp, Borough of Oldham
Performance Optimisation in Thorp
Half the Thorp search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Thorp businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thorp businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation thorp"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Thorp map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorp is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Thorp
You won't win Thorp on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Borough of Oldham isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Thorp process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Thorp
Merriman & Sons — Thorp. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 34
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Thorp: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Thorp page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Thorp bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Thorp
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thorp town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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