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Thorpland, Norfolk

Maintenance in Thorpland

Nobody in Thorpland rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Thorpland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Thorpland businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance thorpland"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Thorpland map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorpland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Thorpland

Thorpland is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Thorpland process.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Thorpland

Merriman & Sons — Thorpland. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 52

Enquiries / month

8.5s → 1.6s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1350

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Thorpland: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Thorpland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Thorpland bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Thorpland

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thorpland town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.