Threapland, Cumbria
Lead Generation in Threapland
Half the Threapland search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £400/mo
What lead generation looks like round here
Systems that attract, capture and qualify enquiries on autopilot.
We work with Threapland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Threapland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "lead generation threapland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Lead Generation — the Threapland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Threapland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Lead Generation, and a word about Threapland
You won't win Threapland on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Threapland job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Lead Generation in Threapland
Kaur & Co — Threapland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 42
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Threapland: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Threapland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Lead Generation without the Threapland bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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