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Technical SEO in Threapland

Half the Threapland search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £350

What technical seo looks like round here

Fix the boring behind-the-scenes stuff that stops Google liking you.

We work with Threapland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Threapland businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "technical seo threapland"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Technical SEO — the Threapland map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Threapland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Technical SEO, and a word about Threapland

You won't win Threapland on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Threapland are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Threapland job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Technical SEO in Threapland

Merriman & Sons — Threapland. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 33

Enquiries / month

7.3s → 1.6s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1300

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Threapland: SEO

Everything below has its own Threapland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Technical SEO without the Threapland bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

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Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

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Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

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Technical SEO near Threapland

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Threapland town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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