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Three Chimneys, Kent

Analytics in Three Chimneys

Nobody in Three Chimneys rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Three Chimneys businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Three Chimneys businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics three chimneys"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Three Chimneys map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Three Chimneys is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Three Chimneys

Three Chimneys is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Three Chimneys are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Three Chimneys job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Three Chimneys

Merriman & Sons — Three Chimneys. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

3 → 44

Enquiries / month

7.1s → 1.6s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Three Chimneys: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Three Chimneys page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Three Chimneys bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Three Chimneys

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Three Chimneys town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.