
Three Chimneys, Kent
Maintenance in Three Chimneys
Your competitors in Three Chimneys are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Three Chimneys businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Three Chimneys businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance three chimneys"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Three Chimneys map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Three Chimneys is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Three Chimneys
You won't win Three Chimneys on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Three Chimneys business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Three Chimneys
Braithwaite Group — Three Chimneys. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 33
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Three Chimneys: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Three Chimneys page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Three Chimneys bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Three Chimneys
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Three Chimneys town centre.
- Maintenance in Hareplainnext door
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- Maintenance in Buckhurst2 km
- Maintenance in Fosten Green2 km
- Maintenance in Frittenden3 km
- Maintenance in Woolpack Corner3 km
- Maintenance in Curteis' Corner3 km
- Maintenance in Clapper Hill3 km
- Maintenance in Standen3 km
- Maintenance in East End4 km
- Maintenance in Sissinghurst4 km
- Maintenance in Golford4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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