
Ton-y-pistyll, Caerphilly County Borough
Analytics in Ton-y-pistyll
Ton-y-pistyll isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Ton-y-pistyll businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Ton-y-pistyll businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics ton-y-pistyll"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Ton-y-pistyll map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ton-y-pistyll is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Ton-y-pistyll
Ton-y-pistyll is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Ton-y-pistyll, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Ton-y-pistyll job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Ton-y-pistyll
Delaney Group — Ton-y-pistyll. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 20
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Ton-y-pistyll: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Ton-y-pistyll page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Ton-y-pistyll bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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