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Everything in Top of Heap

Top of Heap, Borough of Rochdale

Website Audits in Top of Heap

Half the Top of Heap search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Top of Heap businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Top of Heap businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits top of heap"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Top of Heap map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Top of Heap is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Top of Heap

You won't win Top of Heap on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Borough of Rochdale isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Top of Heap job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Top of Heap

Pemberton Bros — Top of Heap. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 36

Enquiries / month

6.8s → 1.3s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Top of Heap: SEO

Everything below has its own Top of Heap page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Top of Heap bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Top of Heap

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Top of Heap town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.