
Trash Green, West Berkshire
Brand Guidelines in Trash Green
Nobody in Trash Green rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Trash Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Trash Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines trash green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Trash Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Trash Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Trash Green
Trash Green is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Trash Green job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Trash Green
Delaney Group — Trash Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 54
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.1s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Trash Green: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Trash Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Trash Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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